Here is a tip for the ladies…
Your husband, if he is typical of husbands, would probably prefer to be neutered than to spend a whole day shopping. This is not his fault—it’s genetics.
What to do?
Take him to the Shopping Centre, but put him in a ‘Husband Creche’. For my Wife and I, this is Border’s Book Store. It has a Coffee shop, comfortable chairs and plenty of stuff to keep a husband(me) amused while the wife is involved in the serious business of shopping.
If I am required she know’s where to find me, and I am not prone to be underfoot at every womens-ware store in the complex.
Sigh… We are both happy.
Spread the word. For marital bliss use a Husband Creche.